Cosmo, you sexist piece of shit.
work it move that bitch crazy
"unnatural abilities to charm young girls into worshiping him"
I GOT 10 MINUTES LEFT OF BEING A TEENAGER I GOTTA DO SOMETHING REBELLIOUS UH
guess who just put paper in the non-recycling. nnnnYEHAWH
Looking back on this as a 20 year old, I now realise how utterly irresponsible I behaved. I apologise. I have since removed the paper and put it in the recycling. I hope you can forgive me for my foolish and reckless behaviour. I can assure you it will not happen again. I am disgusted with myself.
are girls still pretending they don’t masturbate?
I AM NOT AFRAID TO KEEP ON SHIPPING
I AM NOT AFRAID TO SHIP FRERARD ALONE
HEY YOU LITTLE SHITS HERES AN EASY TUTORIAL ON HOW TO MAKE THIS QUICK AND CHEAP WITH STUFF YOU PROBABLY ALREADY GOT
STUFF YOU FUCKERS ARE GUNNA NEED:
-some kinda glue i used super glue cause im badass, anything will do.
-idk string or cord or some shit
-stapler (if you dont have one just use glue, but it’ll take longer)
-a printer helpful tip if your a peasant who dosent have a printer: if your neighbor’s got a wireless printer ‘accidentally’ send your document to print on that, then go apologize and pick it up- yay free printing!
-a bracelet ok now your probably like aw man i gotta go buy one, but no, look through the shit you already got and im sure you’ll find a fugly bracelet/neclace/anklet you never wear that you can take the charms off, cut down to wrist-size and use for this, you got one? told you so. good.
WATCHA NEED TO DO:
- Go on google images and find your favorite book’s cover, FRONT AND BACK i used harry potter obvi. if your too dumb to appreciate books then i guess you fuckheads could use movie covers OR ALBUM COVERS too -god forbid you need more help click here
- print them reallly small (like even smaller than your dick)
- cut out a bunch of paper into small 2x3cm pieces (thats right im british you americans can convert that into your fucked up measuring voodoo yourselves) cut alot. if your smart this should take ten seconds, if your dumb then 10 mins.
- fold a little stack of your papers in half, and motherfucking staple it, or glue it together. heres a diagram for the retards:
- now cut out those book covers you printed earlier and glue them around this paper, and BAM you got cutesy little books fucker
- arrange them how you want on your bracelet, get the string or whatever youve found and thread it through a chain in the bracelet, then glue the ends to your little books. dont be a fucktard, glue it to the back not on the front ¬_¬
- AND YOUR MOTHERFUCKING DONE now u better get to my askbox and frikin tell me how great i am for blessing you with this how-to also send me pics of how yours came out so i can laugh at your failure ok? good.
K THATS IT THANKS FOR READING like/reblog if you liked it! xXx i wish you the best of luck! i love you have a nice day <3 (◕‿◕✿)